mum: are you ready to go
me: don’t do it dear god plEASE no control yourself
mum:
me:
mum:
me: I’M READY TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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mum: are you ready to go
me: don’t do it dear god plEASE no control yourself
mum:
me:
mum:
me: I’M READY TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
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So, the gym isn’t that scary. I’m going to go for a proper session tomorrow :3
Also, eye candy. They guy who showed me round was a very nice man, friendly, funny, very helpful. Then he showed me how to use one of the weight machines and it was like BOOF, GUNSHOW!
I didn’t think i found big muscles that attractive, but these came from nowhere and daaaaammmmnnnn. It’s worth going back just to get another eyeful of that.
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So, i’m going for my induction at the gym.
Pretty sure trying to cram my tits into a Shock Absorber sports bra was harder and more physically exhausting than anything I will be doing during the induction.
I do love a well-reasoned argument.
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romeo romeo
where the fuck is you, romeo
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Yep. Pretty much. (Taken with instagram)